Hey America, Happy Fourth of July From The Oil Companies

Just in time for the Fourth of July weekend, the oil companies decide to stick it up Americans' asses once again and jack up the price of gasoline (on the average) 33.5 cents in one shot.
Why even bother lowering the prices at all you fucking morons. The oil companies are nothing but scumbags who continually screw the hard working people of this country.
They are completely useless and should be investigated by Congress for price gouging on this all-American holiday that we celebrate.
Happy Fourth of July!